Definition: [n] witty language used to convey insults or scorn; "he used sarcasm to upset his opponent"; "irony is wasted on the stupid"
Windy does NOT think you are stupid. Windy LIKES you and wants you to be happy!! This is why Windy employs unfettered hyperbole (lying) to make her life sound more exciting than it actually is. The irony of this is that every story posted on WCC that seems like it couldn't possibly be real, actually IS real -- except the parts that Windy expressly points out are NOT real, in which case, be assured that those parts are ESPECIALLY real. ("The lady doth protest too much, methinks." ~Hamlet)
The only thing that Windy hopes WILL offend you are typos and grammatical errors, for which Windy has no tolerance. If you see one, let Windy know. If you don't,
Turn the lights on my nights this is life
And we only get one chance
Clap Your Hands, Clap Your Hands
Come on dance, take a chance on romance
